aye it's the main attraction beyatch

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: vaginaed, via hotboyproblems)

412,761 notes

unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

(via fake-mermaid)

72,828 notes

baracknobama:

"sorry miss i cant do pe today because i strained my eyebrow"

(via hotboyproblems)

48,334 notes

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

(via troyyy)

513,517 notes

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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(via d0nn0)

336,364 notes

happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

(via troyyy)

141,246 notes

minimist:

may the grade boundaries be ever in your favour

(via lmaowat)

64,135 notes

quarrterquels:

When someone hot walks by

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When their hand lightly brushes against yours

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(via lmaowat)

4,845 notes

thebitterbite:

officialorangejuice:

what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

IT HAS BEEN SAID

(via d0nn0)

124,052 notes

rosaparking:

dude gel pens were my religion in the sixth grade

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

115,295 notes

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

(via d0nn0)

253,040 notes
somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg